“We live in hell”

This is like being king of air-guitaring, but better

womp womp

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS HOW IT ALL ENDS THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO IMPLODE ANY SEC...

Thanks for this Libby. He’s just another feckless asshole who is consciously making a choice to try and profit off of this whole goddamn circus. He can go play in traffic.

like Tom Brady playing wide receiver

Make sure you get plenty of pictures of the bartenders at Headquarters Beercade Nashville; there’s a strong chance at least half of them end up on “The Voice” at some point.

I love this spin-off of “Hard Knocks”, so spicy!

I don’t think Magary would join a cult as much as start one...

I was just going to say every Utah Jazz team from the 90s. 

he looks like every actor ever cast to yell random things in an Adam Sandler movie

I did 6 sets of 4 DLs today at 315#

I mean that’s shitty for sure, but did you see the one about the guy who was credibly accused of sexual assault and stands to be given a lifetime appointment to our nation’s highest court?

at this point, Brett Kavanaugh is basically Jack Nicholson’s character from “A Few Good Men”

That signature Carlson look where he’s trying to decide if he just let go of a small fart or if he just shit himself

This is the first time I’ll ever win a game of “Clue”, so here goes:

The Butler, in the tunnel, with the SICK BURN.

Filed under “There is no such thing as a ‘good’ billionaire”

Obligatory HURR DURR STICK TO SPORTS!111!!!!

And those “billions of dollars” materialized in the form of that bloated, wet-diaper wearing asshole throwing a roll of paper towels at them. I don’t think there has ever been a better or more damning picture to sum up the utter failure of his Presidency. Fuck him forever.

I like days when a bagel order is the most ragey-thing on Twitter