The only part you got wrong is his beer; Peter King only drinks beers that look and taste like pina coladas.

I'm an inveterate nail chewer, of both finger and toe, but there is nothing that feels as good as pulling out a big ol' half-dried booger, where you legitimately breathe better after it's out.

I'm dying to know which breweries you hadn't heard of before. As a semi-snob from the midwest, I figure New Glarus would be the most obvious choice to have never heard of, but a lot of the others have nationwide distribution or famous names at the very least.

She's a professional too, right? Self defense is self defense. His wife, who looks to be about a quarter of Ray Rice's size, is not even in the same weight class as Ronda Rousey, and certainly doesn't have the same training.

FUCK Milk and Honey. Their cafe has some of the most overpriced sandwiches I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT. Do not give them your money, it only encourages them.

You have to know this already, but: tennis balls for the comforter. No question.

Not yet

There are EXTREMELY rare circumstances, but if part of your job description is to be in peak physical shape and shake off hits from 300-lb people, the onus is on you to recognize your natural advantage in any scenario.

Mr. Soom-'beh-'chay, you are not wrong. I need to rewatch that movie.

Just DLed it! Might be watching it tonight. If not tonight, DEFINITELY tomorrow. I can't fucking WAIT.

You haven't seen any of those? My god.

Uhhhhhhh, The Raid? Ong-Bak? Legend of Drunken Master?

I first saw the Grand Canyon when I was about 8, and I distinctly remember realizing for the first time exactly how tiny and insignificant humans can be. Up until that point I was a fairly typical youngster; I had been told the world didn't revolve around me, but not quite believing it. The Grand Canyon is seriously…

SA2 is one of the great underrated games for me. I played the HELL out of that game back in the day.

JESUS CHRIST STOP POSTING CINEMA SINS. It's not even remotely funny, and at this point its whole raison d'etre is avoiding suspending disbelief AT ALL COSTS.

Copied and pasted from above: Well, since no one is apparently responding, this is from classic-era Authority, I think the second or third major story arc. Mark Millar's run, perhaps?

Well, since no one is apparently responding, this is from classic-era Authority, I think the second or third major story arc. Mark Millar's run, perhaps?

Can Maisie start writing children's books RIGHT NOW? I want one for if/when I have kids, and I want them to behave like Maisie does.

AGREED. This article REALLY seemed to miss the point of why he was saying what he was saying.

DAMMIT. [smashes head on desk]. Now I'll NEVER sleep with Tiffani Amber Thiessen!!!