Wario64 and Cheapassgamer for game deals. I never want to hear anyone complaining about paying $60 for a game ever again!

“Kraig, we regret to inform you that your account is withdrawn, and a deposit is due immediately” are the two I’ve become accustomed to.

This whole frickin’ article and you failed to mention that yesterday was OPPOSITE DAY.

The ‘91 World Series DVDs on my shelf are a constant reminder of the joy that championship brought to my young heart but recent memory has me realizing that the Twins -at most- will bless us with a miracle season concluded with a sweep at the hands of the Yankees.

If 2017 goes down only as “The Year of David Ross” instead of something more inevitably hellish it will have been a good year.

Drew you have full editorial control over my dumbass emails wrife with spelling airs.

“This is the last time I masturbate” -Me ten seconds after masturbating the last 10,000 times.

The happy couple, pictured.

This gives me a belly ache :(

33 and checking in - faggot and retard were our go-tos as teenagers and my group of friends were perfectly nice people (really, we were; awkward video game nerds who treated people nicely).

I’d say get it - either you play it or you can be one of those people who complain about their backlog. Win-win!

Maybe the Raptors should have provided matching t-shirts for the fans that like say, “Rawr City” or something. That always seems to work.

Can you blame them for the mistake though? Did you not see that AMAZING scene there? People were walking around! And in yellow!

There’s always hockey:

Diamond Joe

Summoning Salt is fantastic and worth your viewership. I don’t follow speedruns and dont really follow any gaming channels on YouTube, except this one. I feel his episodes could be 30 for 30 documentaries or something they’re so good.

I mean, I hate the spam filled nature of Twitch chat, to the point where I can’t watch Twitch because of it, but DICKS DICKS DICKS is hilarious to me. What a way to add insult to injury there.

And you were *THIS* close.