On the bright side, even with the broken collarbone, Romo is still expected to gain more rushing yards from the sideline than the entire Eagles’ offense.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Anybody who takes their dog to the ball game and does not give him or her a hot dog is a monster. Plain and simple.

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.

Quiet you, don’t let reality ruin the joke.

That ambulance is the best drive the Bills had all day.

You goddamn idiot. +1

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

I can buy a pack of five three of coins for seven strange coins. That’s not confusing.

Disney.

Dude, don’t narc a brother out.

just now, son.

Well, the son of a bitch kept playin’ you, even though he knew you were shitfaced.

Tho I did get so drunk at a wedding once that I pissed my pants, then the hotel bed, then the closet. #trifecta

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

Initially I thought I was just having some fun with Volkswagen for that sales figures column on Tuesday.

As someone that breathes air, I’m more leaning toward “Jackass”.

60% of the time...

obvious answer is obvious

This game really needs a transmog feature, I guess.