Trick question that's a disgusting scrotum.

You talking about Marino? Great player. Not the greatest QB ever.

The last time the Dolphins were really good, we had two white running backs.

The Dolphins replaced their happy Dolphin jumping through a hoop logo with one floundering while gasping for its last breath, which has to be the most on-brand logo change in history.

Every time someone mentions the Miami Dolphins I think of Ace Ventura with a plunger on his face.

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

their tuition will be covered by James’ foundation and the university starting in 2021, when the current seventh graders in the program graduate high school

It’s funny because you think you ‘earned’ items.

Been playing since day one. No Gally.

Ah yes, selling the Gjallarhorn right as it’s on the chopping block to get nerfed.

Paul will be in a great deal of pain, certainly, but not nearly as much as anyone willingly watching a Redskins-Browns preseason game.

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

Garbage highlight

“Hey guys, check it out! I’m a Met!”

I’ve never worked at a place in my 17 years of working that didn’t have some verison of “If you go and run your mouth to the media without getting prior approval, you will be fired.” Every place has this, everywhere.

Even Taco Bell will fire you on the spot if you went and spoke to media without getting the okey from PR or headquaders. Every single place on earth is like this.

This has nothing to do with Nintendo. No matter what company you work for you are not allowed to talk about the inner workings publically. Any company, not just the video game industry, will fire you for doing something like that. Confidentiality is extremely important everywhere and every single contract has them.

Pretty much any company would do this if an employ started talking to media about internal development, especially something that is secretive.