You know he hasn’t been arrested right?

The sketch artist also captured Gisele reacting to the judge’s ruling.

“And we have a very special guest with us today — the Autopsy Photos of John F. Kennedy! Everyone give him a big welcome.”

This sketch artist is unreal

But that’s a cheetah though. Cheetah is always ok to toke.

M-O-O-N that spells RAIDERS

What will they do next?! Take the Mtn Dew?! The DORITOS?!

Always jack off before making any decisions

I guess he left the giant lollipop and hat with the ribbon on it at home.

From the website that brings you “kinja deals”

stacks and stacks of condoms

The o-shit handle

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

This car is awesome. You can talk smack all day about it and it will only become more awesome as a result.

Nope. Credit to someone here I think - not my pic!

...Because it’s a silver coupe? Really?

Kind of a stretched Crossfire.

You know where the Head Designer dude who made those rants went to after mysteriously disappearing from Bentley?.......

Cannot do blue with a white stripe?

FUCK IT I’M BUYING A CAMARO