The best defense is a good offense. Favorite salads, go!!!

“Where does it say that in the Bible? Oh, in the same section it says you shouldn’t eat that pork you are grilling? How interesting...”

I’m betting he loved Patrick Wilson’s beautiful ass in “Hard Candy”

Over. He’s the kinda guy that would get aroused from Hard Candy.

This passage is complete bullshit.

Read it. It’s fantastic and disturbing. I’m a few years younger than most of the members of the band, and remember how hard the push was to make them into something huge.

SO MUCH HOT.

Only if the fashion truck is driven by this guy:

I’m in my 30s and live in Houston, I wear sleeveless cotton/linen/silk blend dresses for most of the summer. I also have a hand full of cotton skirts (a-line) and sleeveless shells. Either case, I wear under light cardigans on the office, or under a light blazer, that I take off before going outside.

Apparently my persona is nearing-middle-aged woman who still doesn’t know how to dress her plus size self in anything other than jeans and Old Navy t-shirts. :/ I have hopes of building something like a capsule wardrobe someday though. Anyone successfully do this IRL?

It isn’t a gay joke; it is a Tom Cruise is a midget joke, and quite a good joke at that.

Problem solved

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

Do politicians count? Tom Tancredo, former Congressman from Colorado who ran for president in 2008 got snippy with me in a parking lot outside a presidential debate in NH. All the candidates had room assigned to them where they could get ready the debate. He asked me for directions to the building. I (recognized him…

BETTY FOREVER

YES! I got a sample in a gift bag and it’s so great I walked into Sephora last week and plunked down $50 on shampoo and conditioner.

Living Proof makes awesome products. Perfect Hair Day shampoo is THE BEST.

IMPORTANT! Does anyone know if my fave Merryweather is in this film?

Sometimes I feel like the last damn person who didn't read those books, but. . .wasn't his character supposed to be older?

I met her once in 1995. It's still one of my top 5 life moments ever.