Damn, that’s so ridiculously intricate and complicated that you can almost understand when stupid religious people say babies are miracles.

It’s a little known fact that Egon was a huge fan of Perfect Tommy.

I never understood why Egon had fluffy blond hair in the animated series. I’ve been told that it was to distinguish the characters from each other, but it still seems like a weird choice.

Penis of the future will come with bunny like attachment and can combine with others into becoming a robot.

Once your dick is online ...

Wow. I honestly had no idea that’s what this song was about. I’m a HUGE Goldfrapp fan too.

His ashes were scattered in the infield and ended up in the parking lot.

Back to the Ringworld, I suppose...

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A syringe of Maple Syrup and a spoon of Powdered Sugar.

Sweet things.... MY ONE WEAKNESS!

You're very right, it also gives the AI time to look for someplace else to dominate.

Let’s find out.

Terminator Vision!

I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet.

Wat.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Anyone who defended cookie dough ice cream doesn’t get to mock the egg beater story. Those monsters are you.

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

It’s an unorthodox way, but he is dropping weight!