koshchei
Koshchei
koshchei

They might want to rethink their strategy if they need an entire cavalcade of people and equipment to recover a vehicle when it loses a wheel to a IED. The vehicle itself might be immune to damage, but the people outside it aren’t.

I have no problem with people who live in the midwest, or in the sticks. Let’s fill the picture in a little more though (the only things I can really see are that you can pay down a mortgage in about 15 years if services are comparatively cheap, and that you can’t afford to travel abroad):

You haven’t answered my question. Where do you live?

A $20/hr hourly wage makes a person entitled? Where do you live?

A-fucking-men.

Nothing like being negged by the HR department.

And you didn’t sue them for wrongful dismissal?

You do realize that $20/hr is tantamount to wage slavery, right? For that amount, you’ll never own a home, never have enough savings to retire, and god help you if you ever get sick.

You’re still further ahead in the long run by buying something that comes without the annual VW $2,000 German Engineering Surprise™.

The 2005 Chrysler 300 looks a lot more like a modern take on a Facel Vega than a Bentley.

Selfies are inane, but no less inane than watching steroid-addled Cubans hit a ball with a stick once in a while from 1000 feet away.

They stopped making those in 1996, and the engine was a 5.7L LT1.

That’s the oscillation overthruster.

PEX plumbing.

At least American idiocy creates fewer emissions than German hubris.

Slykicks and Gorgayles won’t be able to get married in Rowan County either.

Putin does, so why not another all-powerful despot?

A rotted out P-71 bought for $250 from the junkyard would do just fine.

For a second there, I thought that he was Sam Rader. All that’s missing is a miscarriage for Jesus while playing Call of Duty.

The parasite only hits Juggalos.