Grr! The way he denigrate people with fish fucking fetishes, he’s totally racist against fish fuckers. The nerve!
Not just stupid, Disney villain level stupid.
My mentions were filled with every variation of White fuckery after that article. I never thought I would have to dismiss hundreds of dumbass grays who all had a variation on:
And he is stupid, too.
And a man she’s never actually met at that.
People are getting so angry about COLOR they are forgetting that this is a story about a fish-girl that would give up her voice in order to have a man.
Came here to say the same thing, but you know his argument will then shift to “Why are Sanford and Son black? The originals were white! #notmysanford”
That “remake Sanford with white people” is gonna lose his shit when he sees the Britcom “Stepto and Son”.
Damn. You go straight for the 1000 point questions. Whereas, a chop to the throat will ensure immediate silence, and be the most efficient way to get what you want; a knee to the groin, if done hard enough, could damage said uncle’s ability to reproduce and spread this stupid shit out, but he’ll likely get some other…
I reckon it’s about like fielding a baseball. Approach is determined by angle. If you’re seated and they’re standing, nuts. If they’re seated and you’re standing, throat. If both standing, fielder’s choice.
Let’s say you’re going to a little kids mermaid-themed birthday party this weekend, and YOU KNOW that one of the racist ass uncles is going to say some shit about this. When he brings it up, is the right move a swift chop to the throat or a knee to the nuts?
I enjoyed watching the video but am concerned that we are going to lose the sublime pleasure of reading your words. I truly hope not.
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Clapback Mailbag was my first introduction to The Root and even on weeks when I’m too overwhelmed at work to read all the articles and comments, I always return on Friday for Michael’s insightful, educational, often touching and almost always hilarious contribution to my favorite recurring series across the GMG.
As much as I like reading the Clapback mailbag, I like watching it even more. The biggest problem with sending white people back to wherever is that it’s almost guaranteed that the current denizens of wherever don’t want their American cousins back.
Ahhh, the best part of Friday, the Clapback Mailbag. This video edition though was a special treat.
“could magically render you semen thirsty”