Re: douglas

But when we express our own failed ideology

This explains why white America sat silently through 250 years of slavery even though they knew it was wrong. The lack of white fucks to give is why there wasn’t a backlash against the people who bombed churches and beat children. It explains why they laugh at racist jokes and herald a system that keeps black people…

Never thought about it like that; it makes total (insane) sense.

Michael, as much as I look forward to and enjoy these mailbags where you elegantly and comically pants these morons showing their entire asses, if you ever need to take a break I would totally understand. Reading their shit makes my brain hurt.

Am I the only one who reads this entire thing every time someone links it?

You’re deeply missing the point, Cletus. We don’t care that you personally don’t care about us, we actually wish whites would leave us alone. The problem is many whites do care, to a point of obsession. You care so much your kind still actively targets, harasses and openly discriminates against Black people,…

“I dont hate white people. Some of my best friends are black people whose best friends are white”

I am a brunch type of lady. I have never been to gay brunch but I have herd it is lit. If the homosexual agenda includes lots of brunch I am there for it, with champagne.

You’d think these people would get tired of regurgitating these 1st grade level arguments. I mean, at least be original with your bigotry.

Obligatory:

It sounded better in the original Russian.

I enjoy:

Would you be even writing to a black dude on the internet if it wasn’t for Colin Kaepernick?

Dude... Can anyone make any fucking sense out of that tweet from @trumpsMAGAarmy? I've been trying, but I think my last brain cells just committed seppuku.

Michael, I’m in the greys here, and more than happy to remain there, I just wanted to say thank you for this weekly column. It does wonders to my psyche.

• White people (not all white people)

Jeff and Doug are so mad you don’t like them! Maybe if they’re rude enough, you’ll start to like them, and then they’ll be cool.

Mr. “King of Kings” seems very concerned about being soft. Does he know there are medications that can help with that? Maybe someone can discuss them with him over brunch.