kooterfunk
kooterfunk
kooterfunk
Aug 30 2019
6

Honestly, I would make Cam Newton treating the Super Bowl ball like a hand grenade look like some profile in courage. I wouldn’t agree to the stunt in the first place, so that literally is 0%. 

Aug 30 2019
27

I think you’re underestimating how much more athletic even the least athletic qb/k/p is than the average schlub. Those guys at the very least get to sample some of the creatine the defensive line uses.

Aug 27 2019
62

I know there will be a lot of people who makes jokes in these comments, but I think we should step back a moment and reflect on the sad, nay the TRAGIC dissolution of a romantic relationship. Read more

Aug 22 2019
2

Chris Tabor (with Nagy’s permission, of course) drove this whole clown car of kicking ineptitude and sorcery into the bridge embankment. Tabor sucks, but I’ll give Nagy a mulligan, since this is only his second year as a head coach. Read more

Aug 22 2019
2

I also don’t know if the Bears are making more of it than they need to. Sure, they did a kinda weird kicking competition thing and came up with some goofy ways to try to simulate game pressure, but I’m kinda okay with that. But since there’s fuck-all to talk about with the rest of the team (since starters have been Read more

Aug 22 2019
6

It’s like your reading my mind, dude. There are stakes now. This is good, but stressful. It was kinda nice when the Bears let me know by the end of October that my Sunday afternoons were free for the next 3 months. Read more

Aug 8 2019
56

Isn’t a more rational explanation that Diaz has gotten a little unlucky and has a so-so defense behind him? Because his ERA is almost a full run worse than his FIP and he’s had FIP’s in the 4.00+ region before so it feels like a much more “rational” explanation is just the sort of ups and downs that can happen to a Read more

Jul 29 2019
1

This is one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever read.

Jul 18 2019
2

Wait, did this dude just argue that people who argue for labor being paid more at the expense of ownership are bad at socialism?

Jul 16 2019
11

People get shot all the tiiime.  Hell, a few were shot on the north side where I live.  Ain’t never had a gator in the park tho!

Jul 11 2019
43

These picks could be valuable. Who knows, they could use them to draft some real talent. Maybe they land 3 real superstar MVP caliber players through the draft, and hit on a couple of other later picks for some solid role players, and have themselves a perennial contender. Then they might have to pay them eventually, Read more