I was born in Princeton, NJ, my Irish mom insisted I not use an American accent around the house, and I only lived in the Philadelphia city limits for a short time, and this still somehow managed to inexorably become part of how I speak.

I’m not even sure this is newsworthy at this point. Trump and just about everyone he associates with, especially those he puts in positions of authority under him, are pretty universally known as parasites that exist off of the hard work and ideas of others.

Yeah, everyone should be terribly worried about the fat white morons who lack both impulse control, and despite your being male, balls. Clearly you need more power or you’ll throw more tantrums. No one finds troll performance art endearing at any length. Find a new hobby.

This is wonderful. Forget stars, I’d give you the moon if I could.

Brigandine sequel, please.

Col. Broccoli of course being Col. Sanders healthier nephew. Sadly he had to remain in the army as his fast food chain never took off.

And it took, what less than a day, for this to be on its way to reality?

God bless you for not dragging Wallace Shawn into it :)

Donald Trump is a secret/not so secret Ferangi. That’s why he made himself orange. Grand Nagus Trump.

It’s all tied to the only reason he is pursuing this whole presidency thing is in order to engage in a horrific version of insider trading on a global scale. If he can figure out a way to profit from either side of an issue by passing along policy decisions to his kids, he will do so.

Reason the world sucks so much is that people refuse to take people as they come. This guy(Netanyahu) is, and has always been, a piece of crap.

Ban the music that allows me a month’s respite from the most recent volume of Now That’s What I Call Music when I go to the grocery? Super pass. And that’s before we talk about stuff like Sufjan Stevens Christmas covers which are pretty great... And O Come Emmanuel and King Wenceslas would be the first to take…

The one “smart” thing he has done (if you consider parasitic survivalism a metric by which one might measure intelligence) was the collective whole of his choices for running mate and filling cabinet positions.

I don’t think it fair that Shadowrun future is here but decking and magic aren’t available for me to resist.

Baten Kaitos or bust. Such a beautiful game, fun battle/card system, and it made me cry.

You got a sweater instead of that sweet airsoft carbine with the CO2 blowback last year didn’t you?

So... Two people not getting presents, then.

Uhh... Isn’t that’s a Santa suit? Someone is not getting presents this year.

+1 half-truth

All the abortion horror stories that the— you know, fuck it, they aren’t conservative at all, I’m conservative, “they” are completely contrary to the meaning of the word, and that somehow the most wrong-minded, hypocritical in society at large somehow would be associated with the word “right” is also very, very…