These are all pretenders. Coronary Thrombosis is the original Tesla killer.

1st Gear: I’ll bet BMW’s build quality of an electric 3 series will be far superior to Tesla’s Model 3.

Deep in the Amazon basin there are people who have lived for centuries, maybe millennia with almost no contact with the outside world. They have been born, lived, raised their children and died for generations without seeing anything beyond their forest home. Because of their remote location and the difficulty of…

Hot Fuzz is my all-time favorite movie as well. Anytime I need a pick-me-up, I go for the greater good.

well at least you’re reasonable about your expectations. “i was going in expecting it to become the new best movie i’ve ever seen in my life forever and ever amen but it fell short”

FINALLY A HOUSE FOR MY PONTIAC AZTEC COLLECTION

“Hopefully the franchise gets its shit together before Rodriguez gets furious.”

This is a dumb comment.

Why is it that having even the tiniest smidgeon of non-white dna immediately makes you “not white” but the other way round doesn’t apply (can’t be even 7/8 white 1/8 black without everyone calling you black).

I don’t care if they do.

“Once you’re President, you can do whatever you want. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Taft knows what I’m talking about.”

I was going to suggest the Eagle, or if he could find one, a Jeep Grand Wagoneer.

Why? It’s not that hard.

Of course it wasn’t a Walmart.

Worth it

If you did look like Christina Ricci then, that means you would look like Rosie O’Donnell now.

I just exhausted my limited Photoshop skillz and my whole lunch break improving this GIF dramatically.

That’s what happens when the rock layeth the smack down and drops the rock bottom on a bunch of pie faced jabronis

That car is ruined. Not from damage on the outside, but from the poo stains on the inside.

No one really asked for my input before making this.