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I've read for a long time and never commented, but I just had to on this. You know, I just feel like, this "ugh.. Those parents who have nothing but their children and don't prioritize their marriage" stuff is just one more way to judge and guilt parents (especially mothers). Now, I don't just have to feel

Without a doubt the biggest assholes I know IRL are also the ones overcompensating on FB all, "If you're about the negativity and drama I have no time for you! I've been blessed and sanctified and my life is going great places lately! I'm committed to positivity in every way! Haters to the left! #soblessed

I can't be the only person not surprised by this. Amber Rose seems like the famous version of the third most annoying person in your Facebook feed — the one who's all "Hubby got a water from the gas station and got one for me too #thoughtful #blessed #keeper #truelove" fourteen times a day. Hashtag protests too much.

I went on a long, romantic dinner with this comment. This comment gently stroked my hand as I told this comment about my long, tiring day at work. This comment walked me down to the beach and laughed at all my jokes. This comment sat with me as we watched waves roll in, sharing embarrassing but hilarious stories from

This is going to sound really mean but, I'm all out of fucks to give this year.

"For just 80 cents a day, you can give an actress or pop star the women's history and feminist theory education they so desperately need. Please call today."

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

Pot pizza gives me the munchies, and I want more pizza. Pot pizza gives me the munchies, and I want more pizza...

the Dude abides .