They’ve been flappin’ their gums about this for over 20 years. Time to put up or shut up.

If someone isn’t insulted, it is not an effective comment.

Sessions has to stay. If he left, and tried to go back to his old seat, he would have to fight incumbent Senator Luther Strange, who at 6 feet 9 inches, is the tallest member of the Senate.

Correct. I can’t wait until we start getting calls from the police to come pick him up downtown. Oh, and bring a change of clothes. He only had boxers and sandals on when they found him.

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

He was exceptional. In my opinion, the greatest performer of all time.

Shit, this scene is the first thing I thought of.

Obama attacked at least 7 counties during his presidency. Amusing you consider him a dove compared to what Romney hypothetically would have done. Can you tell me more about life in this alternative universe?

Seriously though, Italians in general have a high probability of having partial black ancestry just because Italy has been a major trade conduit between Europe and Africa for centuries.

“We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

Your surprised people have to be told not to do stuff like this??

That’s “anti-choice” group or “forced-birth” group, please. Ain’t no way these people are pro-life, unless the life is straight, not poor, not brown, not female, and its family has lived in this country since 1900.

If you’re still booking Sebastian Gorka to appear on your show, you may want to consider packing it in and airing hidden camera footage of two mountain goats boning. It’s just as newsworthy.

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I defy anyone to watch the interview Chris Cuomo had with Trump’s lawyer (I forget his name and I’m damn glad of it) Wednesday morning and not want to beat the shit out of anyone who even looked like they would have voted for Trump.

America is the melting pot where we have shit like cheeseburger pizza. So striata baguette is some bullshit that we came up with. I’d get slapped upside the head by my grandma if I ordered this because it’s not really Italian.

I would have cringed at that sandwich place, too, because I have a feeling everything there is made from cow. I can’t eat beef, and I have to be super careful about cured meats. And striata baguette? Not a thing. Total bullshit pretentiousness that counts on customers pretending to know what it is.

I have two rescues. One has remained remarkably consistent since the day I brought him home and the other has done nothing but chill out more since adoption. I’m not familiar with the changes that this trainer speaks of.

Nah, too many people welcome the apocalypse because they think it means that Ol’ Jesus is coming back and taking them to Heaven, and leaving the heathens to what they deserve. As long as politicians placate the Christian Death Cult they’ll keep getting elected and run the world into the ground.