Dan Carlin? Is that you?

That wasn't the Jalopnik Bump he was looking for. 

Dammit that's twice!

Definitely.

It’s because of vintage pictures of Zora and Walt Disney that I can't quit smoking.

That is not a 53' trailer. Not even close.

Going public was one of the worst mistakes the company I work for has ever made. We went from being customer and service oriented to shareholder oriented in the figurative blink of an eye. Long term plans have been sidelined for short term-oriented schemes that have cost us both in capital and reputation. Such a…

Who sharted in the driver's seat?

My 1985 Chrysler Fifth Avenue had 5 ashtrays, zero cupholders. Priorities.

A "cold air intake" that gets its "cold air" from right in between the two exhaust outlets. Hmmmm....

FWD FTL.

I'm more saddened about this than I think I should be. Rest in peace, Sergio.

Nothing a can of Brake System Stop-Leak won't fix. 

Yes, sorry about the shotgun to the face.

I daily drive one of these babies around Erangel.

You're too late.

Next time you’re at the junkyard go back and look at that car. There may be a black numbering plaque (I believe its inside the door jamb, but it has been a while) denoting which out of 100 this car is. Apparently there was a Chrysler sanctioned 100 car design study on the PT Cruiser convertible using a 4 door. The…

You can say that again!

Bahn find.

I recently sold a car using this exact strategy! It worked brilliantly, but I never knew it had a name. Tom Sawyering. I like it.