You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

Wat da fuq kinda joyless place do you work in? I'm 33 and if chocolate milk is an option, I'm getting some. What a weird fucking thing to be concerned about.

Insecure much? I mean honestly, it's a beverage. Your colleague has made a choice, likes it, why does it bother you? Maybe they don't like your condescension.

You are the dumbest person I've ever heard.

So... what you're saying is that you're jealous he has the stones to drench chocolate milk in public?

Especially since the government is finally walking back the horrible eating fat makes you fat and eating cholesterol makes you have high cholesterol advice, because it turned out it had no basis in facts and was not supported by the data they had at the time they made the recommendations in the 70s.

I give ZERO fucks if people laugh when I drink strawberry milk. Let them hate.

I think I would not be happy to employ someone who makes such critical judgments about their coworkers based on such a trivial matter. I mean, it's not like he (or she) is drinking a pint of vodka for lunch or, well, anything that would impair his ability to work.

Drinking chocolate milk as an adult at work is a good test of the worth of your co-workers and boss. If your co-workers get snarky, if you can't get promoted - you don't need those people.

Chocolate milk is delicious, though. I think it's kind of silly to care what people think about your beverage choices.

Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.

But is skim really milk? #teamwholemilk

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

This is how I feel about this article.

Right?! there is a myriad of things only our species does. I guess we can't drive cars now because my dog never did!

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.