Looks like Swedish Racing Green

It’s a 6MT wagon even!

Clearly you’ve never owned a B5 S4.

Clearly you’ve never actually tried to pull them apart. Once they are properly snapped together, the only way to separate them again is with a time machine.

This was awfully coherent. Jason, are you feeling OK?

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

There should be a name for an ill-advised combination borne out of boredom and desperation that is made from whatever happens to be around and happens mostly just because it can be done. I think something like this should be called a “Lewinsky.”

If that’s what a day and a 24 pack of beers can do, imagine what he could have achieved with a day and a few bottles of liquor or wine... Or both.

Give a man a welder and a week’s worth of meth and this is what you get.

I still prefer the Mini Cooper/Suzuki Samurai combo.

10% genius, 15% drunk, 75% out of his goddamned mind.

Saw this on Pinterest, so I thought I’d try it myself. Nailed it.

I guess now we know what it’s good for

“I'm sorry, sir, but you need to park that car in the 'competitor' lot. Head down the road a block, turn left, then go five miles towards the river. It's at the bottom."

Now imagine a worker at the Ford factory turning up in an Agera.

When you read that headline up there about a bunch of snails destroying an old Trabant, I’m sure most of you were thinking “In drag race, right?”

This may result in a revocation of my Jalop Card, but I don’t hate this. This one has too much negative camber for my tastes, but otherwise I think it’s kind of cool.

Dibs on the powder blue one.

True, but ultimately there is a difference between knowledge and interest. I want to know if human-driven cars are suddenly banned, but constant posts about it are unnecessary (Ditto for Tesla) , as it doesn’t particularly interest a lot of us. It's not what we're here for! We’re here for cars...