Last time I was at Wrigley, that was all they sold, and it was gross. So is pissing out a bunch of Old Style into a trough. 

Shiiiiit, you would be surprised with the crap people walk out of Goodwill and St. Vinnies with. One person’s trash is someone else’s trash!

Just went to a Slipknot concert a few weeks ago. It was so sweet! Though I was completely worthless for a few days afterward. Got my ass kicked but it was so great.

It was always “smear the queer” for us too. Though I haven’t heard anyone talk about that game in years. We would always get in trouble for playing “tackle” at recess 20+ years ago, so I imagine they don’t even let kids have balls at recess any more.

Missionary is the only way. Cold and uncomfortable for both of them. A dozen hail mary’s are said afterward.

We always called this prisoner dodgeball. You got hit and went behind other team to “prison” but if you call a ball thrown by your teammates still in, you were released.

L-E-T I-T G-O

Effective strategy though. Literal speed holes!

^^ Found the neckbeard!!

Exactly.

Jesus, a Mclaren, Scat Pack and a Demon! Shit can we be friends lol?!?

Same thing with me and my FoST. I just wanna share the joy is brings me to drive!

Had a ‘99 Breeze and always wished it was a stick!

Man I can’t get people to drive my car. It’s just a tuned FoST and I want to share but my friends always say no. Even my wife rarely drives it. It's probably because it's a stick, but I would love to teach them if they don't know how! Sharing is caring!

Weird flex, bit OK?

This or a cheap computer monitor if you are just going to mirror/cast the phone to it. The chromecast is still a good idea though because long cables on the floor get annoying quick!

Bring back the Club Chalupa!!!!!!!

Volcano burrito was excellent! (Relatively speaking of course)

If the Cheesy Gordita Crunch goes so do I Taco Bell. You hear me!! SO DO I!!!