You can say, whatever you want about this car!

*Insert mullet-wearing Camaro driver joke here*

Such a beautiful beast! My only problem is with the wheels, they make the car look like a nightclub bouncer on high heels.

We could have done that? I didn't bother because I thought that IP adresses .... and so on.

Hey, you are on the lucky side of the pond!

Epic facepalm!

Yep, that sounds way more dangerous, but also more accurate in the end, than "fork".

When I first saw that picture, a few days ago, I was sure it was photoshopped, given that the car is extremely dirty and that.... thing... is as clean as if it just came out of .... wherever these come from.

Wow, I'd like to be saved by her, too!

I honestly think that they will surprise you. Well, it all depends on where FoMoCo will source the parts etc.

Fellow American Jalops,

Strange creatures these Pandas! Too lazy to procreate, and now even too lazy to use the on-board toilet?

Oh snap, I missed the BBW when choosing the pic! I honestly thought, he was just mumbling random letters.

Oh, and the car seems nice, too.

He is a two times in a row World Champion, and still has some sense of humour.... Well, for a German.... What's not to like about his guy?

I friend of mine told me that they negotiated so hard, and got such a sweet deal in the end, that the salesperson got fired the week after that. Yeah, sure....

Definitely! I hate it when they go through the engine bay with a toothbrush and then cover all the rubber parts with some greasy stuff to make them extra shiny.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Which platform is GM using for the ATS, their epsilon 2 platform?

And somewhere in Japan a pink Yaris of shame, with the stereo set to permanently play Rebecca Black's lovely tune "Friday" at full blast, will be delivered soon.