I wish there was a legit vendor in the US for all the Kirby Cafe tableware, I really don’t feel like paying 100 dollary doos for that hot dog holster on ebay.

The line “But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!” cracks me up every time. 

This is directly opposed to my personal experience as a spicy food crazed sex-averse hermit.

Or force them into learning an instrument only to complain that they’re making too much noise every time they try to practice.

Kevin looks is a grade A goodboi.

1. Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise

As long as good JRPGs keep dropping on the 3DS it won’t be relegated to the handheld drawer reliquary just yet,

This week I’m plowing through the last leg of Yakuza 4, dipping my toes into the Metro Redux collection to refresh my memory before Exodus comes out, and probably a little bit of Iconoclasts since it was free on PS+ this month.

Keeping the PS3 plugged in isn’t that weird if you, like me, are working through all of the Yakuza games.

Only the weak order it in bowl form. Turkey dinner subs are the truth. 

WaWa in New Jersey does this on a hoagie roll and I eat about 60 of them during the two-month stretch that they offer the sandwich.

Also super curious, I want to get this but not without the drum.

I always mash up the canned food for my little dudes, but mostly because my elder cat goes ham if I don’t and leaves food all over his chin which can lead to sad kitty face zits. He takes his time when I mash it up.

I’m fine with that, I still need to play 3 since I started with 4&5 on PS3 and I wouldn’t mind replaying them in a higher resolution anyway since it’s been a couple years.

Beat em’ up combat surrounded by tons of minigames and a hilariously self serious borderline soap opera story, but also completely wacky side quests. It can be tonal whiplash, but in the best way possible. 

Solid month even though I already own Kiwami and have a running order to purchase every single Yakuza game on release day until Sega localizes Ryu ga Gotoku Ishin.

Yeah, that’s such a weird choice especially with the much maligned localization. 

I am not strong enough to fight the craving when it returns from beyond the dark veil of limited time fast food offerings. May Grimace have mercy on my soul.

Dark Souls Remastered on Switch is a day one purchase for me, and that’s a rare thing (even though I just got Fist of the North Star on release).

Pretty sure that’s Cornelius Hawthorne, not Harland Sanders.