SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I wonder if this has anything to do with millennials reporting a higher rate of depression than previous generations. I know from experience that a depressive episode can put the kibosh on any energy for home cooking and usually leads to a frozen pizza or cup of ramen.

Welp, I know what I’m making for my weekly Saturday afternoon grill session. This recipe is definitely getting added to the little black notebook of grill secrets.

I’m simultaneously disgusted and intrigued.

Sort of, but spam isn’t smoked so it tastes different.

It’s a North Jersey vs South Jersey thing. The dividing line for where they call it by the incorrect name “Taylor Ham” (even though the packaging doesn’t have the word ham printed anywhere) is Trenton. Most people that live south of the State Capital call it by the proper name “Pork Roll.” Either way, Case is better…

Taylor Ham is not a thing, it’s pork roll or “Rolled pork product.” The FDA ruled that Taylor pork products could not use the term “ham” on their packaging in 1906 as per the Pure Food And Drug Act since it contains a negligible amount of actual ham.

Surprisingly I learned a lot of these from a comic book that Anthony Bourdain wrote a few years ago titled Get Jiro.

HOT DIGGITY DAMN! I own both bad boys already, but these would make excellent shelf pieces.

I would kill for that Bubba Nosferatu script to get made. I know they’re doing the comic, but it’s just not the same.

Water? Never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it.

Glad to know someone else finds bamboo steamers almost exclusively useful for frozen dumplings.

I’m going to have to make this, but I think pork roll might just be the optimum breakfast meat for inside the grilled cheese.

I love the first edition of MoM, but the app based second edition totally lost me. I don’t know why Fantasy Flight Games doesn’t want me to be the one shuffling tokens around like a madman.

It took me forever to parse how to play this, but upon cracking the chitinous outer rind of CK2's systems I was finally able to sup upon the soft gameflesh inside. Weekends have melted away swiftly ever since.

I bought a Switch just for this and somehow I’m not even a little bit peeved.

Minimalists can pry my constantly growing personal library from my cold dead hands.

Watson! The needle!

Now that’s what I call quality content.

Notorious RBG coming in clutch. I have had arguments about what constitutes a sandwich AND THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON.