As a rule I will buy every game Nussoft releases. Neo Aquarium is art of the highest degree.

This is premium internet content right here.

100% the restaurants with blue cheese instead of ranch, the humble chicken wing’s one true dipping sauce.

Ace of Seafood is coming to Switch?! I will buy that game on every platform I can. Now they just need to release Neo Aquarium on Switch with local multiplayer.

Fuck this guy.

I challenge this little shit to a fight behind the bleachers.

Totally forgot Junji Ito Collection started this month. Now I know what I’m watching when I get home from work.

It just wasn’t that good. The plot was weak and the tone missed the point of the original. It didn’t actually say anything interesting about what makes someone human. Jared Leto was abysmal and basically pointless, at least Tyrell was interesting in Final Cut. Sure it was pretty, but it was also too long by half for…

I adore Netrunner. When it was re released by FFG in 2012 the comic & game shop I was working at went all in and even scored the right to host a major tournament in the Plugged In Tour series. The prizes were laser cut acrylic credit tokens, I haven’t touched the cardboard ones that come in the core set since then.

I am well shooketh right now. On a total whim I deviated from my usual beer habits of PBR and bought a four pack of Murphy’s last night. Now this is the first thing I see upon dicking around the internet at work. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.

Every month or so I spend a Saturday morning trying to play through this on PC. Like clockwork it always crashes after about 3 hours of progress. I usually don’t lose too much, but it has kept me from plowing straight through this Twin Peaks assed game.

What if I have to do this daily, to whom do I complain about my routinely shitty mail carrier? I can’t remember a single trip to the mailbox in the past year that didn’t have between 1 and 3 wrong deliveries.

Underground metal, rap, hip-hop, punk, and noise artists never stopped releasing on cassette.

Sure is a weak month if I’m most excited for a compilation of 30 year old games.

Coldplay is just boneless Radiohead.

The original grade school meme.

Persona Q was like wish fulfillment for me. I loved it to death.

Hands down my favorite episode of The Simpsons. It had it all; Johnny Cash, food jokes, Carlos Castenada style hallucinatory self-discovery, a lighthouse gag, and a pretty good dig at The Lost Weekend.

Did someone say Twin Peaks?