"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?
If you asked 1,000 metalheads to come up with a better name for a lead guitarist, they couldn't do it.
Dave's new wife looks a lot like someone...I just can't put my finger on who. She oughta know...
Ten years ago last week, The Notebook took our nation's feel-holes by storm. Nick Cassavetes's adaptation of…
...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow
You should work that phrase into every conversation with someone from the U.S.
It's tomorrow but Friday is always a good day to dress like a Cardasian and get wasted so have at it.
YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS
lol
We open in a fucking airport. A fucking AIRPORT!!! Of course Love Actually, the apex of cynically vacant…