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*Live near your mother and be subject to bad memories again and again. Read more

Don’t worry. I’ll disguise myself as critical respect and he’ll never find me.

I went to a school that would probably just say, “send me your lentils and Foucault”

Jesus, you NuAtheists are annoying. We get it. Religion is bad. You don’t have to say it every time it gets mentioned, and this is coming from a damn atheist.

I was recently in Istanbul and I was fascinated by the variations in head coverings for women. I spent 2 weeks trying to break the head covering code. I young Turkish woman explained that the Muslim women who were in all black with only their eyes visible (niqab) were from Saudi Arabia or Qatar. Watching them try to Read more

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I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

Then it needs to be pointed out that there is this thing called civil marriage, which doesn’t involve G-d at all, but is about the state recognising you as a couple for legal and tax purposes. Read more

Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.

I want to be in a group hug with them Read more

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power. Read more

This is just a suggestion, but have you called shelters? Since you’re selling for a penny, you’re obviously not in this for the money. :) (I’m guessing you just want the shipping covered to get them out the door.) Residential mental health and substance programs for adults or adolescents would maybe take some as well.
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I love men. I just hate you. Read more

FOR FUCKING REAL. Is it 1987? Is your entire customer base composed of jorts-wearing schlubs, burly motorcycle enthusiasts, and people who’re cosplaying as the cardboard packaging for a large kitchen appliance? No? Then this product should no longer exist.

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job. Read more

Chill, it won’t be a Republican; Americans are stupid and crazy, but even we won’t vote for people determined to become literal, child-gobbling story book monsters. Read more

#firstworldproblems because people in poor countries never host huge weddings with tons of food, right? Oh wait.

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag. Read more

My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake

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