Best possible outcome of losing a ring in an engine! 

I partially amputated my right thumb with a wood chipper when I was 14, it was easily the most painful thing I have ever experienced.  0/10 would not recommend.  

Mango Unchained! That’s the funniest one I have heard in ages, and now I gotta wipe tea off my desk, have your star!

This happened in Canada, we had a boxing match between our current PM Justin Trudeau and a Conservative Senator. It happened years ago, before he was PM, but it certainly didn’t hurt his career trajectory. Actually, we have an election this year, and I would love to see him square off against current Conservative…

When I was a kid, I tried something like this to try and cover up a fuck up, I ended up nearly catching a glow plug to the face. I was around 12 and my dad bought me a gas powered model airplane to muck around with. I had only had it a few weeks, and during the course of mucking around I removed the glow plug just to…

My wife thought this thread was hilarious, but by the end Veloster.

Minor water damage, low miles, ran when parked.

Like millions of others, SpaceX must be drawing inspiration from the eternal words of that great modern philosopher Onika Tanya Maraj, “Starships were meant to fly” 

Gniess

I’d happily sacrifice the extra seating for a bigger box, but I get the sneaking suspicion that these are aimed more at the school run crowd, rather than firewood getting/hay hauling types.

I am a Professional Forester, and this notion honestly bothers the hell out of me. If we discover trees feel pain or are sentient, most people will escape with their morality largely unscathed. Not me, I literally organize the killing of hundreds of thousands of trees every year, carefully, consciously, and…

Honey, did you put gas in the van like I asked you?

Yep, not a Dodge guy, just trying to be funny. Learned my lesson. 

Makes sense, I fix Land Cruisers, not familiar at all with Dodge stuff.  Thanks for the info

I love the idea of a 1000hp crate motor, but the name is bullshit. A Hellcrate I can understand, hellcat engine in a crate, does what it says on the box, fine. However, Hellephant is ridiculous. For one thing, when I think speed and power, a Pachyderm is not exactly the first thing that springs to mind. Not to…

You got this bud! Find out how thick that frame is supposed to be, get yourself a sheet of steel in that thickness and get to fabricating! I was up against a similar monster not that long ago, and ended up fabricating a temporary frame to hold all the bits of the frame that were good in place before cutting out the…

Cliche, but my mother in law is terrifying to drive with. She’s got terrible eyesight, and claims to drive by autopilot, ie. she knows where the stop signs are on her usual routes, and as long as nothing changes, shes ok. That works fine for traffic control devices, however, when it comes to other traffic, her…

On the chicken puns theme, I just got a new rooster, his name is Crowen Wilson because he is blonde and kinda dopey looking. He’s been having difficulty making friends with our current rooster Russell Crow, who is large, boorish, and acts Australian.  

I don’t think this has much to do with which side of the vehicle the driver is on. Jason Kenny and by extension the United Conservative Party is our version of a southern state republican. These are people who want to repeal abortion rights, restrict immigration, reduce/remove environmental protections, and…

For Sale: 400BC Rowing boat, 1 owner, limited edition, extended rudder package, only one left in the world, in mint condition. Don’t waste my time, no keel kickers or low ballers. I know what I have. 15,000,000 Euro