The idea of jewelled nails being sophisticated has made me laugh.

Harry and Meghan were both cheered and booed.

I thought he was saying kind of the opposite, but very clumsily. He’s saying that taking black women out of the equation, the maternal mortality rates aren’t different from elsewhere, and so it is the black figures which are so bad that they’re affecting the stats for the whole state, and therefore it is healthcare of…

Funnily enough, when a school shooting happened in Dunblane, we didn’t respond by putting armed police in schools; we tightened our already tight gun laws. There have been no school shootings here since.

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Called Seonaid Dancing.

Gervais was on The One Show tonight, saying the jokes are ironic and he’s making fun of the people who do think like that.

I think the answer is misogyny.

Scrolling inattentively, I thought the pic was Dark Willow.

You're misunderstanding the mindset of the mediocre white man. He firmly believes that his opinions are correct, justifiable and wanted.

Surely the best way to stop the abortion business is to stop using electricity. If there's no demand for baby parts to fuel the generators, the abortion-sellers will go out of business. Leave it to the market.

Is there a paragraph missing? Pazcoguin might not have achieved this if it wasn't for the misfortune of other company members. So then I was expecting details of those misfortunes eg broken legs, but is the piece saying that the racist caricatures are cast misfortune?

My favourite bit was Rebekah Vardy saying that arguing with Colleen Rooney is like arguing with a pigeon - you can tell it it’s wrong and you’re right but it’ll still shit in your hair.

Why would I be responsible if someone is legally driving my car and they crash it?

What I don’t understand is why Rebekah Vardy even has an agent.

Or maybe Americans could do it.

About the only correct thing in this piece is that Charles went to Parliament today. The rest of it is bollocks.

She’s not the future Queen of England. There hasn’t been a Queen of England since the Union of the Crowns.

No, that's not what feminism teaches.

The city where he came to get her and told her she was The One.