How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

When it is freed, if the Jeep sees its shadow, it means 6 more weeks of repairs are needed. 

Not just any sandwich is a hero, though.

Honestly, I’m sick of any profession being called “heroes”. It happens all the time for military and police, but I would argue that they are heroes just as much as your average teacher, doctor, and any other service that has a demand in our society.

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.

I mean he explained that people who report in war zones and cartel land are heroes. That would encompass those 2,291 heroes. The ones who aren’t reporting from somewhere dangerous are just people doing there job. I have coworkers who did audit work for military in Iraq. Their compound got shelled and some were…

I would just give obviously wrong answers to every question.

Donald Glover is having, like, the inverse of the 2016/2017 we’re all having.

The Leto Joker is pretty spot on, in that it’s total shit.

Totally agree. We shouldn’t be talking about how Russia has infiltrated the upper levels of our intelligence community here. Where are the fuckin’ tank videos?

“I am a 59 year old...”

I always hated the thought of what Trump would do to immigrants, what he would do to Muslims, and what he would do to my LGBT+ friends and loved ones, but the one thing I feared most was how grossly incompetent he would be diplomatically. I couldn’t stand the thought of Trump and Kim Jong Un/Putin/Xi Jinping yelling…

That’s beautiful! Where is that?

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

Maybe because people weren’t sure if you were done writing with all your ellipsis?

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

Now my fellow PA peeps can focus on booting Toomey from office next year.

Ronald Reagan was 69 years old at his inauguration as president in 1981...