HOLY CRAP, IT’S $SKAYCOG! KINJA ROYALTY!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin West Agrabah, born and raised,

“MORE COCAINE FOR MR. SMITH!!!”

Elon’s like a shithouse Dagny Taggart. 

Jezebel’s thataway.

Also, Gibson strap on a Fender. Ballsy.

Man, that’s a fucking good song. Didn’t no Adam could play like that.

"...people stampeded..."

Look, if we can’t get that tragic waste of semen and human ovum to stop doing that shit, maybe we can goad him into doing something that has some real consequences for him.

I like gaming. I am in no way in hell a “gamer”, nor do I ever want that appellation. 

This, BTW, is why I wish there was more gaming stuff on AV Club, rather than the token one article a week.

Then again, I wouldn’t play some stupid prank on him, take a video of him without his permission, and share it with the world. :P

Such a great book. The old empire trying to warn the new about the follies of imperialism...

Dude, that’s not how you argue on the internet.

“The hems on my pants have to be how wide? Fuck that shit.”

Jesus, this whole chain is gold.

Fuckin’ gold.

Man, Sally Draper grew up fucked-up. 

What people think is happening:

I’m referring to his ethnicity, and the fact we didn’t exist as a country at the time.