Can I least get one that's from an envelope that's labelled "CONTENTS OF SPACES WASPS' STOMACH"?

Ah, the Stephen King method.

Ernest Cline is the guy who gives all his best items in an MMO to anyone claiming to be a girl.

NICE GUY - THE MOVIE.

Yes, I personally despise hipsterism. What of it?

That reeks of hipsterism.

Oh, look, Spicer's leaning to the right.

SPOONMAN!

Why aren't women creating their own comics? Why do they want to be a part of this?

"Sally…you're being quite…impossible!"

Seriously, how the fuck anyone holds them up as some sort of even half-serious literary experience, I don't know.

But they are an "Other".

The question is: why do so many adult women feel the need for something that's aimed at twelve-year-old boys to appeal to them instead?

Screw Elizabeth. They should've put smartarse Mr. Bennett quotes on there.

Remember: get your parents' permission before you call.

"Listen, guys: none of us is getting laid unless we drastically lower our standards."

"Alternative lifestyle'? Darnedest euphemism for poolshitting I ever did read.

Well, according to Hollywood, it's already three years overdue for a gritty reboot.

BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE WHO HAVE VESTED INTEREST IN SELLING FAKE SONIC SCREWDRIVERS TO AS WIDE AN AUDIENCE AS POSSIBLE CATEGORICALLY DENY THEIR CHILDREN'S SHOW IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW.

Found the engineer.