I can’t bring myself to understand why most people would ever want one.

One big consumer of iPads (that is never marketed towards) is old people. Your sweet old grandma likely can’t navigate a computer to save her life, but she will spend all day tapping away at facebook on a tablet.

On the other hand two hour parking limits are dumb.

Man, I love it when the 1% sticks it to the *checks notes* municipalities that are chronically underfunded.

This was upsetting in AC:Origins as well. I want to pet the ancient Egyptian kitties. You know who pets cats? Geralt. When nobody is looking. 

Origins also has those poison/disease (can’t recall how the game referred to it) abilities that can spread from enemy to enemy. Pretty OP, but a lot of fun. Odyssey has the Ghost Arrows of Artemis which are total game breaker. Sometimes literally... I shot and killed Lagos in his closed room, but then when I went…

Battery technology has effectively plateaued at this point, and the fact is that after about 1.5 years-2 years, you *will* see battery degradation. This is true whether you use a Samsung, an Apple, an LG, or any other device. With more and more devices lacking easily replaceable batteries, providing the means to…

this is why you dont buy day 1 folks!

Make sure you really love Rick and Morty-style humor

Kurt looks a helluva lot like grownup Butthead

Well, I’m now sold based on that five minute trailer alone! $12.99 is a reasonable price, but $11.99 sounds even better.

It’s the most PES thing imaginable to have done it a year earlier and nobody cared.

Hey, a lot of people have asked what the PA stores are called. They’re Just Press Play.

THIS is what made you care?  Geez...

Only if you’re american

At least Nintendo won’t touch Senran Kagura Peach Ball.

You know, this is a horseshit comment, and while your intentions are no doubt good, you appear to have forgotten where you’re aiming. This is Kotaku. We have our faults, but pulling punches ain’t one of them.

Still only a small way through Breath of the Wild.  Can Link get his clothes blasted off or is that something they added special for Bowsette?

I’m already saying that...

Now I can fix the small error that required me to put an underscore in my name. When I made my original account I got 99% through and due to some small error I had to restart the proces, even though the account wasn’t finalised, I could no longer use the same name, so I had to add an underscore.