Russia used to have commas, but they used them all up under Commanism.

Ok Mark. Between this and the toddler left in the car story, I expect no less than 5 additional happy fun-time pet stories of kittens detecting cancer in a kid or baby goats becoming best friends with puppies then all of them becoming best friends with baby hedgehogs.

Gotta be the 300. I mean, look at this thing. I used to run around with this giant bastard on my back pretending it was a slime blaster from Ghostbusters II. Good times.

watched the whole season and liked it better than the first. Definitely enjoyed that there was less piper and Alex. And Lorna's and Ms Rosa's backstories were the best part to me. Actually everything Ms Rosa did was perfect

Honestly, really had to do an advanced search of the cranial server to place that pic.

Not a scratch.

no, it doesn't mean that at all. It means if you're playing a game next year where the devs have chosen not to use kinect, you will lose kinect functionality while playing that game. Push the home button, everything comes back on like normal.

Welp goodbye $100.

No, idiot. Go home. They mean Christmas-ish.

And by "Holiday Season", I hope they mean 4th of July?

I wonder how many NFL players lied about their injuries so they could keep playing, and ended up only injuring themselves worse.

Don't care, Batmobile is American. Just like the Ford GT.

Same. It's like it's burned into my eyes. And then I think about eyes and I just get more creeped out.

Unless their risk assessment turned up something more than a polite, shy but otherwise normal kid, there isn't reason for them to have done a weapons check. Even videos where he's angry about women. And if they had, what would they have found? Legally obtained firearms, used at a firing range.

I prefer this one.

I wonder how it feels for Apple to overpay for something for a change.

Infrared/Heat vision isn't x-ray vision.

I'm going to sue my school library for keeping a copy of the yearbook with that awful picture of me from sophomore year.

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