I wonder who the hell decided having a baby was supposed to be satisfactory? I mean, sure, I wanted my needs to be taken seriously and to be treated with respect at the hospital (and I truly wish that for every woman) but the reality is giving birth is seldom relaxing or something that can be controlled like a visit…

This is so sadly true. I am a bit on the crunchy side but passionately pro vaccination and I wish I could wear a sign saying so because too many morons have thought I am on their no vaccine team.

There is natural childbirth and there is giving birth in nature. I signed up for the former but the latter is fucking crazy and selfish.

So, is she arguing that yes, the box typically is covered in warnings but she randomly got a box that wasn't? I mean, I guess there may be some old boxes hanging around without the enormous warning label but I'm pretty skeptical about that.

So? Doesn't mean she's not sad he's dead. She could have had a stranger delivering he baby even had he been alive. Did you miss that part of my response?

Oh, I definitely think he's slept with a slew of people. He's gross. I just wondered if she was even real or if something like what you've written is the real thing. It goes without saying but I feel really awful for their children.

So where is this Emily Goodhand? I get that we can't find a small metal tube in an enormous ocean but certainly we should be able to find a girl whose name we have in our possession in Canada. Have they found her? I don't watch but I thought it was a thing that no one could find her.

I didn't have my dad walk me down the aisle but I did have a dance with him (Paul Simon-Father and Daughter). As did my husband with his mom (to a different song, obv). Is that not a thing? I felt on equal footing because we both did it.

How do you know she was only upset a different doctor would have to deliver her baby? Where does she say that? Did you know it is always a possibility your own doctor won't deliver your baby? You often get who is on call (even if you're a celebrity). Her doctor was likely not *only* her doctor. She could go into…

What if she didn't want compassion? What if that would have annoyed her? What if he gave her exactly what she needed-a laugh in the midst of sadness. Who cares if you didn't think it was funny? It wasn't directed at you. Stop being such a wet blanket.

But it DID go well. The pregnant person it was directed at is telling you it went well. Also, lumping all pregnant women together as being one way is shitty.

How do you know she was making his death all about her? You're not even guaranteed your own OBGYN when you give birth so it's not like she was upset he wasn't going to deliver her baby. She was probably really sad that someone she had gotten to know for perhaps many years had suddenly died.

Tell me-what exactly is it you're trying to accomplish with this article? Blasting a possibly fake license plate that maybe doesn't have anything to do with rape-does it help/educate/promote anything or anyone? It's belittling. It's looking for clicks and comments about something serious in the midst of something…

What the what is going on with that dress?

That's definitely beautiful! I couldn't wear it but I could look at it and be impressed.

I really do love interacting with people on Jezebel because even if you think you're headed down snark road, sometimes the other person surprises you and makes you laugh. So thanks for that.

Fine. You believe that since you, internet stranger (you took that out of your original reply to me but I remember it was there), have such a vast amount of knowledge about lace dresses. Like believing this twit, Kim Kardashian, thinks she's akin to a princess is insanity. Right. Whatever. I think she liked…

I remember reading in some lady mag years ago that you should never radically change your hair for your wedding day because you'll look back and think "who is *that* lady?" Wearing my hair up in some elaborate style would have made me "*that* lady."

I will give you this-I do not like Kim's hair here. It doesn't look "done." But I bet hers is heavy too. Even "low" up dos hurt my head. It's just too heavy for me. It ends up pulling and gives me a terrible tension headache. I can manage 3-5 hours, tops.

I didn't create the rumor. I read it on another gossip site. Celebitchy, to be precise. About a week or so ago. The mouthpiece that is Kim's mother probably leaked it. I don't think the original poster on this thread was merely saying she was emulating Kate. There was actually a rumor to back it up-that was the…