My wife said she would divorce me if I ever got a motorcycle. Not that I ever had a desire to get one, but now the option is off the table. 

That’s not how victim blaming works, but nice try.

Don’t matter who is at fault if you’re dead.

Cooperated with law enforcement to save himself and now complains about whistleblowers, snowflakes, convicts, and how liberals can’t be good without god. We don’t need to dislike him for that, but we should point out the hypocrisy of it.

My brother got a motocycle not that long ago, and I remember my sister-in-law wasn’t too happy about it.

Pretty sure a motorcycle accident is what did Treat Williams in last year. Don’t ride motorcycles, that shit ain’t worth it, especially with the roads filled with massive trucks that can’t see you.

That’s the problem, dirtside! Tim NEVER got any stitches!

The problem with jailhouse snitching is that there is often a lack of other evidence to support the testimony and the snitcher is often being bribed in order to get them to lie, as in, “We’ll reduce the charges against you if you help us convict someone who is possibly innocent.”

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

I love that there are people on this planet who have thoroughly digested all 8 seasons of fucking Home Improvement and want to continue the adventure.

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

I feel the other goal (and if not that, then what will certainly become one down the line) is to get a list of all the people who consume adult content, and then use that list to exclude them from any professions that have them around children in any capacity. People like teachers, for the most part. Teachers who are…

I am wondering how they can safely do this in a way that protects privacy of the users. (Though I’m guessing that’s the whole point. It is too difficultcost prohibitive to do, and thus it’s easier just to shutter service, which is the ultimate real goal of these laws.)

Yo! Please PLEASE tell the fucking Herb that this site is supposed to be about technology news and reviews, not fucking how-to guides. That’s not why people come here.

Stick a fork in it, Gizmodo’s done.

and the sidewalk across the street from Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York City

this is the videogames it’s different.

Oh yeah. Well, IDK, I bought into that once I accepted Dr. Manhattan.

Eh, if there’s one thing true about comics, and especially Marvel comics, it’s that canon is more or less malleable unless you’re Uncle Ben.