Your list of highlights is sorely missing the tree reference
Nah, as a Jets fan, the Jets are still the Jets. This year is a perfect example: they can’t even tank right! The Giants are showing them how a competent team tanks.
Wanna know who definitely finds this amusing?:
Jalop should hire Cena. For the lolz.
Craig Carton and Chris Christie, like many sports talk hosts, are alliterate.
This guy is your average miserable Boston fan. Even when they win, they are basically still unhappy. “It took Tom Brady almost the last quaaaater to win that Super Baaawl.” Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I’ll give the Browns this; they don’t give you any false hope.
“Arena should have been fired Tuesday night, but instead, U.S. Soccer president Sunil Gulati let him walk away unscathed, still spouting the same niceties to the inside of his own ass.”
Arena should be seen as the formerly successful coach brought in to save a sinking ship. He’s 66, and it had become apparent to everyone that JK was failing long ago, but they acted too late, after the US had picked up a pair of costly losses in qualification.
Whatever, man. Nothing beats my Harold & Maude Jaguar hearse.
This is a great article and why I love Jalopnik. I would enjoy a “Cars of the movie” series of articles and a tie-in to the main characters. Fast and Furious, Dazed and Confused, the possibilities are endless.
...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...
As a kid in the 80's, my dad had a Jaguar XJ6 sedan that had dual gas tanks, which you filled up separately on each side of the car. Accordingly, there was a switch on the dash, that let you alternate between tanks. Well, before we figured it out, on long trips he’d let the car start to run out of gas and sputter, and…
This should be at the very top.
This. This is the correct answer. Plus a vasectomy.
Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.
Meh. I daily drive an ‘86 Suburban and my family fits in it just fine. One car seat, two booster seats, and then four more kids ranging in height from 4'2" to 5'8". I myself am 6'1" and 210lbs. You can find a ‘72-’91 Suburban for next to nothing anywhere.
They were probably taking time to carefully vet the interviews and make sure whatever they published was accurate. You know - what journalistic publications are SUPPOSED to do.
Now that RS has essentially retracted the story, who looks like the idiot, Anna? For all your crowing about a journalism degree from Columbia, you gave a Erdely a complete pass on her "months of work" when actual experts on journalistic ethics were expressing grave doubts about her methodology. It must be painful to…
You do know that Richard Bradley is a respected, maybe even legendary journalist, and you're writing for Jezebel, don't you? You also should be careful about bragging about your Columbia degree in the same article where you come after him. Not only was he on staff at Columbia journalism school, but this week, the…