His skidmark is in the shape of Africa or Texas, I think.

You don’t live in Ottawa, do you? I might know you!

“Between my divorce and my house being robbed 10 years ago”

‘Try to’ vs. ‘try and’ are just regional constructions, neither one is right or wrong (as much as we all like to say that whatever the other guy does is the wrong way).

Clearly, whoever packed that car does not have kids. I don’t see a single backpack full of oddly-shaped toys, any plastic bags full of LEGO magazines, or any huge-ass Y-shaped tree branches that my son just has to bring home, dad! It’s not like we don’t have branches in our backyard, but goodness knows if we refuse to…

Okay, I was looking for an image I once saw, with a hipster with ‘80s headphones, listening to an LP on a portable record player in a cafe. I was going to make some kind of snide hipster comment, but then I found the following picture and my mind just stopped.

At least, during my divorce, I had a ‘76 Ford Econoline van. If you are going to have a brutal breakup, nothing fits your rapidly changing lifestyle like an early Ford van, with carrying capacity for an entire adult lifetime of regrets!

Gosh, look at the big smile on that car! That TVR is just thrilled to meet you.

“There’s no room for tolerance and love in our Christian church!”

Except that even this article represents a dichotomoy within the Christian community in question. One pastor attempts to confront white supremacy, then other members of the congregation try to silence it (either being part of the white supremacy movement themselves, or at least tacitly condoning its existence through…

I don’t know why, precisely, but the creature from the shatner version always scared me more than Lithgow’s gremlin.

Your comment hit me right in my inner 13-year-old. I can’t stop laughing!

Just look at entertainment for an example. As a heterosexual white man, age 18-50, do you know how hard it is to find representation? I mean, other than in just about everything.

And we would have gotten away with it, too!

I dig the compact(ed) engine design. Good space-saving choices!

Correction: the grill looks like a BMW fucked John Astin.

If a phrase is commonly used for hundreds of years, at what point do we accept that the language has now adapted to fit it? Language is mutable and ever-evolving. Verbs have grown from nouns, and many, many phrases have become standard English (whatever standard may be in your parts). Dangling prepositions were forced…

Are you insinuating that I may not be William Shakespeare? Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

Wealth and fame, he has ignored; action is his reward.