From a recent Deadspin post, here’s a Jets fan at the Meadowlands complaining about people not respecting the flag, and sitting on the flag at the same time. New Jersey is a flat circle.

Was it that Veteran White Black Panther baby with the Purple Heart?

“Some of my best tenants are black.”

The best way for this to have ended would have been with an “RKO outta nowhere!”

“right, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I heard that...” -Michael Irvin

I loved Irvin laughing louder and louder to try and confirm that the threat was just a joke, and Smith didn’t even crack a smile. I don’t think he’s the one Michael.

Yeah, that line also caught me by surprise when reading it. By the way, I don’t think it was a coincidence of timing that Kraft seemed to have been the first one to express a dissenting opinion there and I think it was a really important point for the opposition.

“Can we just shut the fuck up and end this?”

This entire ordeal is pretty complicated, but I’m glad that we can all find common ground in saying “fuck the Cowboys.”

Kraft: None of this matters. It’s not like any of you run real teams anyway.

The mast as a whole is probably intact, but they probably loss the ability to hoist the sail because something on the mast broke off.

BALL’S TO THE WALL

The last time I sang for a woman, it actually worked out pretty well. But I think my family was just being nice because it was my mom’s funeral.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

so... they had a sniper who could take out the roof top guards, but that same sniper couldn’t have popped negan and his lieutenants, saving bullets and lives of countless people?

lots of core work can actually increase the appearance of a gut. if you do lots of crunches and the like, you will build bigger muscles... but if your diet is crap and/or you don’t do any cardio, it’ll just push the layer of fat out more. this is sometimes referred to as the “power belly” in the power lifting…

So, the burning question is:

I was thinking drug, or butt stuff too.

What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So... what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how…