I am high AF and dying right now.

Fucking dying at Laotion Crotty. John f’n Crotty!

Naw, at least pogs were fun to play with.

Naw, at least pogs were fun to play with.

2017*

What?!?! Loved that movie.

SUCH TINY HANDS

Just spit water through my nose and on my keyboard on that last sentence.

Really don’t think there’s anyone I’d want to punch in the face more than 45*

Nice username synergy there Betty!

Dude, yes! So many memories flooding back from just seeing that image.

Ranch and hot sauce are the only acceptable answers

Mel Clark reads post. Immediately drives to Costco to buy the industrial size tub.

Excuse my ignorance, but could you expand on the strippers part? Asking for uh, um, a friend.

Loved the soundtrack, loved the hitting game! Goddammit, now I’m gonna have to go dust off my PS2 and set-up a Man-Ram vs. Pujols matchup.

This was marvelous. Bravo!

Two double decker tacos after a night of drinking really sets the equilibrium back to zero - or I shit and puke my brains out for another hour. Either way, it’s highly recommended!

Got nothing to add but, Bradenton represent yo!

Holy shit that tag line doe

I smell a buddy-cop movie!

Might?!?!?!