Ok crafty Kotaku readers, you know what must be done. Custom pink seat covers for Fahey’s power chair. Go!

After all, it was nearly 20 years ago that he Hoovered up an entire building full of poltergeists in the original Luigi’s Mansion

Blink three times if....

The only thing I need to hear less than Old Town Road, is Old Town Road sung by Ninja in a mask followed by Jenny McCarthy talking.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

This episode had Jemaine Clement doing Jemaine Clement things. It had Jason Mantzoukas doing Jason Mantzoukas things. Then it had them in a rap battle.

As a Bruins fan, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I’m so incensed about this. 

WEEI is such trash.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

That. Was. Amazing. Darcy Carden needs an Emmy.

Wait, the fact that kissing a sleeping stranger is presented as a good thing makes it a less troubling message? And as I recall, he doesn’t have a particular reason to think it’s going to break the curse. It’s just a thing he wants to do. It’s kind of gross.

Especially in a story you’re telling your kids. Stories are literally how we used to (and still do) pass down information about our culture’s values and beliefs. Interrogating these stories for problematic issues and discussing them with your kids is exactly what a parent ought to do. Stories have themes and messages…

I hate to be that guy, but this is why Trump won.

The same way you get permission from a drunk person:

Yankee fans threw a beer at Kimbrel last series. I must have missed the article on it. 

Dude, it’s people who suck, especially when drunk.

Don’t forget to take your “no fun allowed” signposts with you.

At least the Republicans have never claimed to be the party of morality, law & order or fiscal responsibility.

Nice Ben Folds reference Mr. Pang. For those about to spatchcock, I salute you!