Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

Counter-point: No it isn’t. This is a reasonable repercussion.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Right? I was so busy not laughing, I forgot to be offended. If being unfunny is a crime, I’m going to be peeking out the front blinds for the feds for the rest of my life. I’ve trafficked bad jokes across state lines, and I’ll go down in a hail of puns before being taken alive.

“Wait...no weed though? Did they deflate footballs? No for either? Ok...Good.” - Roger Godell

Right. And what happens when the child begins to get bored and naturally wants to do or play with other things, but his parents force him to “play” on camera because of this huge revenue stream, and the child intuits as children tend to do, that if he doesn’t do it, he will be letting his parents down?

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Just a reminder...

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

I am an XXy woman. I successfully conceived and delivered my child. I have naturally occurring high levels of testosterone. I am also a sofa schlub. There’s no way in hell I or my android pelvis could perform as well as the *LEAST* testosterone laden of the competitors.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Best analogy I’ve heard: saying “All Lives Matter” is like going to a doctor with a broken arm and being told “All Bones Matter” and sent home without being treated.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Uh, no. But I have made a joke in a comment section.