“...one of his longest roles, a casino operator in the first season of HBO’s Deadwood.”

Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

God I love this woman. They're selling senna tea, the stuff that makes you poop. That's all.

That thing that Mark Twain probably never said. 

We can’t let the rubbish run the dump, though.

He looks like an abusive douche and she sounds like she was purposely trying to record a conversation with the sole intent of giving herself an out down the road if things went south.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

I am so tired of Jared Leto.

FTFY

some point between 3 million and 12,000 years

No, no, it’s “how much Keeffe is in this movie?”  Including the “O” gives away the joke.

Carl Weathers will mentor the Mandalorian in the secrets of the craft services table as well as the ingredients needed for a proper space stew.

Jeremy Bearimy is the new timey-wimey.

Watt? I’d be shocked if he wasn’t.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

On the bright side, it could be they spotted a planet killer asteroid on a collision course with the planet.

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

So maybe not so much "backstabbing" as "flailing blindly around with a knife and hoping he hits an artery".