Fuck the stoolies reveling in this. Fuck Great Hill Partners. And fuck capitalism. Now and forever. 

I’ll second that.

It’s stories like this that make me feel much better about how I’ve been coping with my breakups. Like, I might send a college ex a drunk text, or even a thoughtful handwritten card to an old girlfriend I still like, but even one attempt at contact with someone you’ve slept with regularly but don’t talk to anymore is…

My apologies, I was not implying that you believed that they *should* get off the hook. I was merely trying to make a point that the law isn’t strong enough against both parties (the swatter and the police) when it comes to swatting, particularly when it gets violent or deadly. I think we’re of the same mind on this…

Counterpoint - yes, someone that swats another deserves no leniency from the judicial system, because it is at a minimum reckless endangerment via the police, and there should be a stronger charge than reckless endangerment available to prosecute those who mislead law enforcement in order to harass or harm another,…

Those are all good dogs.

I agree. I equally want them locked up for the rest of their lives, their estates and fortunes liquidated into public coffers, and their legacies forever tainted as traitorous, anti-democratic scum.

Just wait until she hears about Rasputin’s pickled in a jar somewhere.

Yay! You’re still here after the Splintering

I thought these were just Guenter’s distant ancestors 

It’s not even that much of a stretch to get rid of the imagery and the name. They went by the name “Braves” at one point, and had a logo that looks a lot like a shittier Florida State helmet for a year or two. It’s not like they can’t go back to that if they get the blessing of an indigenous tribe from the Potomac…

How do you write about someone you loved intensely, but didn’t really like?

Exactly. Just like you don’t need to successfully rob a bank to be convicted of attempted robbery. What matters is that Trump tried to get dirt on a political opponent by abusing the powers of his office (again). 

The only consolation is that they will all be dead soon.

Half Life already hurt me once using this model. I won’t fall for it again. 

That’s awesome, man. I got to see grizzlies, moose, elk, pronghorns, bighorns, mountain goats and wolverine (tracks) out in the Grand Tetons back in the spring. We need to do better for the sake of these magnificent creatures.

So does this mean we’re more likely to challenge the Dolphins for the number 1 pick?

The Dolphins are going to end up beating the Giants or something. Book it. 

Holy fucking shit, when did you meet my parents? 

I think you’re misunderstanding the point I was trying to make. Bad teams waste great receivers, and a great receiver alone won’t carry a team from bad to mediocre or good.