I can sympathize with having shitty siblings.

I honestly thought my Giants were the epitome of incompetence regarding star wide receivers. It’s something else entirely to fine and suspend a (presumptive) top 5 receiver over something as stupid as *checks notes* complaining about being fined for not showing up to non-paid work days.

On a related note, can we finally stop saying that senility and dementia are directly correlated with age? Because Warren and Sanders are still sharp as a knife on the public stage, and yet a staggering amount of the electorate still think the likes of Biden and Trump are mentally fit to hold office.

I’m still amazed that the likes of Pete Carroll, Andy Reid and Sean McVay couldn’t put away the Patriots in the Super Bowl, but somehow Tom Coughlin got the best of Belichick twice.

How rude to cut Jachai.

Now if only Delaney would finally fuck off out of this race 

Switch Booker with Castro, and I’d agree 

Doubt it because Luck probably wants nothing to do with that job, or doubt it because you don’t think he’d do well at it? 

Also a Giants fan. We can still fucking hate the Eagles too, man. 

It’s the BoJack dilemma, for sure 

So what you’re saying is ... Luck would be really fun in the broadcast booth? 

Getting the correct coach, yes, but not letting your QB get ground into dust helps too. Few passers have Eli Manning-levels of durability to survive behind shitty offensive lines without injury. I’m glad Luck took the money and got out while he could.

Holy fucking shit, we need to get this man out of office NOW. I don’t care if it’s by KFC-induced pulmonary embolism, or by the second coming of Gavrilo Princip. Lord knows he’s not going to respect a loss in 2020 if Warren or Sanders is victorious, and no matter what happens next year, this incomparable shitstain on…

Fuck the police. And fuck the people bending over backwards to support this murderer. 

Booker could make a fine veep, but again, I think he’s more valuable remaining in the Senate.

I still haven’t gotten past the goddamn Star Destroyer 

I’m of the opinion that if either Sanders or Warren gets the nod, we’ve got a decent chance of unseating Trump. Though I’m thinking we’re better off if a Warren ticket doesn’t have Sanders, and vice-versa. Whoever doesn’t get the nod is still needed in the Senate.

I hate that I chuckled at this

Damnit, Jupiter. We deserved that meteor.