Karlie kould - she's legit and her day rate has got to be huge.

Samesies - met her several times - found her way better than any other 22 year old I had ever met - she's quick, sweet and just lovely.

I love than a Californian just made this about traffic (seriously, I do - I think you are hilarious) :D

Can we all just post pictures of our dog babies?

I have an aussie - we have a very involved ritual of barring doors and cupboards before we leave the house. He learned how to undo several of our primitive early attempts. And we do a million things with him - he's not unwalked, unplayed and untrained - he is just smarter than us.

that happens to me with strawberries and kiwi!

Wow - renting porn in person. That really brings into focus how fucking long ago that happened...

we must use instagram real real differently. mine is all dogs and floor tile and snacks.

I worked for him at three of his NYC outlets: he's not wage thief and I never saw any real sexual harassment - just annoying cooks making bad jokes.

This sanctimonious shit is why people roll their eyes at mothers and are anxious when their favorite people start families. You never know whether they'll be total fucking psychos about it or not.

ROLLERBLADING?! yeah, no thanks.

my dad paid for my bikini waxes in high school but I didn't have a mom and somehow I convinced him this was normal.

this is the best internet video OF ALL TIME.

This doesn't seem so weird to me — I haven't done it, but if that's where you heart is then go for it.

pretty great sum up - she's more the mother of the midwifery movement in the us - she's actually kind of a badass. but yeah, she says yoni.

way too hippy dippy. i had a boyfriend in college who called it this. shudder.

I am very very sorry you dealt with this — You sound like a tough cookie, and I appreciate your sharing.

She's a little kid - perfectly cute and I'm not offended by the shirtless pictures (calling them topless is creepy). But I worry that there ARE weirdos out there who would use them or distribute them or who knows what else.

someone seems like maybe they're grumpy about getting left themselves...

I LOVE YOU. this is so the Shoes.