I hear you - but why do infertile people have to adopt the world's orphans? I think people get to create a family in the best way for them. Not everyone is cut out to be an adoptive parent.

you win the shortest and sweetest and right-est comment on this article.

Wait wait wait. This was cute. But did anyone else notice the weird elephant privates?

Hooray! Following in the footsteps of Austin, Tejas.

Best name ever seen on a shelter site: Lord Business, for a wrinkly brown puppy with eyebrows.

This takes care of, like, half my day-mares.

I have trouble with a "health" magazine bringing high fashion to the forefront - none of the women listed are what I would consider fit, just skinny minis. Which is fine! But maybe not the goal of the average woman?

And now I am sobbing quietly at work. Cool story.

Legit. I got fitted and went from wearing a 32/34 A-B (depending on brand, moon phase) and now I wear a 28DD or a 30D. It has ACTUALLY changed my life. I have better posture, I dont adjust my damn bra all the time. It fits!

houston at the time!

That's weird: I'm still not accepting of corporate employers.

My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

We should date who we want, but we should also examine our preferences and how they came to be.

aw jeez. AW JEEZ.

I would really like to see the bikini pic, just saying.

punishment seems a little light? gross.

I couldnt even finish reading. I may skip dinner.

oh gosh, in my high state i thought this was DAVID attenborough. that would have been WAY worse.

my first thought at this headline is "they do?!" — who knew!

I find properly fitting skinnies to be completely comfy if they have enough stretch. The problem is when you try to mash yourself (i am guilty) into the size you used to wear. Don't do that and skinnies are pretty golden and flattering on everyone, I think.