“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

Or 900 for a few 11 year olds.

I don’t get it either, but that’s probably because it’s for people who like themselves and thinks other people would give a shit about their mundane lives.

I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.…

Not good enough. I need real hugs.

It is going progressively worse, though. I mean, Black Crowes to Muse to Jonas Brothers. If she keeps this up, she will have to date Diplo next.

They so are. The Planned Parenthood comment. That was so stupid and outrageous.

Yeah, well that’s because her views are stupid and wrong.

I just LOVE that people like my parents, who have been greatly helped by Obamacare, are still fucking pissed about it. What will it take, guys? If statistics and personal anecdotes (VERY close to their hearts) don’t do it, what will?

And if Jessica Simpson was drunk, who the fuck cares? Let he or she who has never been day drunk cast the first stone.

Nick Lachey is truly pathetic, isn’t he? The only way for him to stay in the spotlight is to talk shit about and concern troll his ex-wife aka the only reason anyone knows his name.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

“Celebrity” judges is a stretch....right?

I completely agree. As a former state title holder, I never felt less like a representative of the program than when I did appearances at random small businesses. It doesn’t feel like service, it feels like pandering. I understand that the program needs donors, but it ended up being a lot of conservative old men who…

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

If she wants to talk about it, that’s her prerogative though.

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

Uggggggh, she’s is infinitely irritating. No matter how many random celebrities you drag on stage Tay you’ll never not be trying way to hard and therefore irritating as fuuuuuuuuuck. Anyone else just see her face and become instantly annoyed? Oh just me? The rest of the U.S thinks she hung the goddamm moon? I’ll…

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?