The whole "be nice to the people who handle your food" idea is in the right place. But it's generally such a low chance someone will purposefully mess with your food, there's no real reason to assume such things.

Not that I'm an angel but there is one rule I always follow and that is NEVER be rude or mean to people who are providing you a service. Bar tenders, waiters, delivery boys, etc. Their job sucks. They don't need you being a dick to them on top of it. Even when a waitress/waiter messes up I do my best to not make an…

Ah, the good ol' days, when American car interiors looked like the lobby of a whorehouse...

A big-ass truck. Any of the newer ones will do, as long as it's a crew cab and a higher trim level. Since you're up off the ground, you can see farther ahead, which helps you determing if the traffic jam is clearing up, or you're going to be there for a while. If you need to change lanes, just put your blinker on and…

1994-6 Fleetwood.. With an updated head unit.

those sprinter van with the executive conversion is pretty sweet for sitting in traffic

Traffic? Well, I was feeling a bit hungry, time to start those sausages.

I'm going to go with an Escalade and here is why:

If it weren't for early 2000s racing games i would not know of Panoz.

No one would get out of our respective cars to meet up, though.

And the guy with the third-row minivan with heated seats everywhere would be king.

The SS Orlove coming in to port

wrong. Chrysler has had them perfected since 2004. Ive had it on my last two jeeps and absolutely love it. Yes, you have to tap the mist feature on the wiper stalk now and then, but RS wipers work 99% of the time... Especially when bogging through mud :)

Our '02 E320 has a rain-sensing wiper (yes, singular; W210's only have one) and in general we like having it. Except when the "rain" drops to a fine mist and the wiper keeps going, at which point you have to listen to the sound of a wiper blade dragging across an almost completely dry windshield.

It hasn't broken yet, but rain-sensing wipers have been heavenly. No more manually going from off - low - mediumlow - low - mediumlow - high - low - off - low...

Between the break-in comments, the warranty comments, and the environment/health comments, this is the lamest comment thread i have ever read on Jalopnik.

It's not the car, it's the key.

i still think Mustangs look better in white.

I see people going for the inconspicuous choice, but I don't think its the right one. When the villains are hiding in a volcano lair, you need a vehicle that can clearly breach that. So I vote for this

Because Bourne chase scenes are awesome, plus imagine all the places it could squeeze into.

Old School Mini.