Yes, but they “went there for the wings.”

What they were thinking is a mystery greater than the pyramids.

Without being totally explicit, Hoots was announcing itself as an attempt to appeal to clientele Hooters historically has not: suburban families.

 Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. I’m crying at my desk, that’s so funny.

It’s the meanest thing I’ve ever heard in my whole life, and I laughed about for like an hour afterwards. It’s so vicious. 

I don’t know what any of those words you just said mean, but I’ll take your word for it that it was good.

It’s the same for women. Some lady calls me “sweetie” or “honey”, and I start taking off jewelry, getting ready to throw down.

My son is only three, so I’ve recently renters the “don’t say fuck in front of your kid” phase of my life. I think like you, that when he’s a teenager, we can drop f-bombs together for some quality mother-son bonding, but right now i don’t want him to loudly ask me “mama, why the fuck does that lady have boobies?”…

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

Holy hammer toe and blisters Batman. Can someone get that poor man a pair of shoes that fit?

The fish would die afterwards.

Guy I was boning had this amazing, gorgeous, house on the water with a sound system that piped music into every room of the house. What did he play on this amazing sound system? Enya. 24 hours a day. 

I’m sure that’s where they came from. 

She’s been known to make the odd “why can’t we have straight pride parades?” comment  here and there so the answer is no. The person who does her hair doesn’t like her.

Ugh, my dad and stepmother have like 4 of those hideous painting in their house, and they keep asking us kids which one we want when they die (morbid), and I’m like none! Either my siblings can fight over them or they can get garage sales for all I care. They can’t be worth much anymore. There’s like a million of…

This. She’s a sexual abuser, a defender of sexual abusers, an all around awful person. Fuck her and her shitty show.

It’s hard to tell if she’s saying it as a value on her life, or acknowledging that she now has additional responsibilities to consider outside of the herself. There’s plenty of shit I would have done before kids that I wouldn’t do now, not because I value my own life more, but because I think about my MIL getting…

He was Slater in the show Saved by the Bell from the 90s. Now he pretty much hosts a lot of shows. He might have some kind of daytime talk show???? Maybe?? I’m too lazy to look it up and I haven’t really paid attention to him.

He definitely has a track record of saying shitty things. Maybe he’s just getting better at apologizing?

I know it’s a really low bar, but that was one of the better “celebrity apologizing for awful things” statements  I’ve read in a while.

Seriously. My first thought was “Is Britney’s dad feeling better? Think he’d be up to a second conservatorship?