I can’t wait to tell this to my toddler the next time he’s doing something crazy.

“You’re not my real son, you’re just a spiritual being in my son’s body, and so help me if you don’t stop licking that cat, I will cast you out.”

I mean, the men weren’t much to write home about either. Every single prince is a straight up dope. I always read it more as having higher expectations of yourself, regardless of gender, than trying to be something other than a princess, and striving towards manly pursuits. Cimorene thinks that most of the men are…

You’re mom sounds awesome, but I’m super concerned that someone thought that food prep gloves were an appropriate substitute for medical gloves 😳

Well, the most watched soccer game in American history was the 2015 women’s World Cup finals (which more people watched than the NBA or NHL finals that year). This last World Cup, the women again pulled more American viewers than the men’s tournament, and Nike’s highest selling Jersey was the women’s team jersey.…

Yes. I read Stiff sometime maybe a year or so after doing this lab. It’s a great book.

It wasn’t my main job, it was just something they put on once every other year. Most of the time I sit in an office. The lab was 4 days and I helped her with the set up two different years. I’m not a squeamish person, so once you get over the initial “this is fucking weird”ness of the whole situation I was fine.…

This is not surprising to anyone who has done any type of medical research. If you have a medical license, it’s pretty much as easy as pressing “add to cart” to order a human body part. I work at a hospital, and one of the ENT surgeons runs a training lab every few years to teach advanced sinus surgery techniques. I…

I can see that. 1994 when Pulp Fiction came out I was only 10, and I don’t think I ever watched all the way through until at least 10 years later. By that point it wasn’t “new” anymore.  I feel like it’s one of those movies that if you didn’t see it when it came out, then it’s hard to appreciate. 

Hateful Eight is easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen in the theater. I’m having a hard time coming up with a worse movie period (that wasn’t a straight to video situation), so it may win that award too. Truly a fucking awful movie with no point.

I love the Kill Bill movies, but I think it’s because they are amazing examples of strong women kicking every ass they come across and I like them despite Tarantino. Inglorious Bastards was just fine, I don’t get the worship for Pulp Fiction or Resevoir Dogs AT ALL, and Hateful 8 is one of the worst movies I’ve ever…

Why did I think he already had a fashion line? And that it was monochrome and awful?

No, this is why we need to preserve the right to bear-arms in the national park systems. If you get too close to a bear, a bear that has bear-arms, and that bear eats you, it’s your own fucking fault. 

I feel like the real saving grace in the first season, that balanced out the actual crap, was how awesome the soundtrack was. That has not been the case in season 2 and 3. It went from mostly camp, a little crap, with fantastic music, to mostly crap with a little camp and a ho hum soundtrack. 

My kids are going to get an I.O.U. under their pillow because the Tooth Fairy never carries cash and forgot she needed to hit up an ATM on the way home from her day job. 

I thought it was just me trying to pull it together before my next meeting. WTF? Why does even thinking about Mr. Rogers make me cry?

My grandma lied about quitting smoking. Every night after dinner, she would go into the kitchen, wash the dishes, and then turn the lights off. She would then sit in the dark on a stool next to the stove and smoke, with the exhaust fan running so nobody would smell it. If you looked up, you would just see a little…

We were watching Robin Hood, and my cousin told me that the actors really did get shot by arrows, and that there were lots of doctors on the movie set to fix them up.

I have a second uncle (uncle once removed??? I can’t leep this shit straight) who has been with his partner for like 30 years now, but while one of their parents was still alive, they always told everyone they were roommates. Everyone KNEW of course, but it wasn’t something you could say out loud in front of grandpa.…

Wheels are only telescopable to a point, it’s the pedals that are a problem. I’m only 5'1 and I have short legs, and I have to sit so close to the wheel to reach the pedals, it scares the crap out of me. Even with my wheel pushed all the way back, I’m still right on top of it. In a crash, the airbag will at the very…